Flesh Gordon


1h 18m 1972

Brief Synopsis

A parody of the serial _Flash Gordon_ with a strong sexual campy flavor. Not only is there nudity any time there is any excuse for it, but many of the scenes are staged as closely as possible to the old serial shots. Many of the scenes are only funny if you've seen the original. Quite outrageous.

Film Details

MPAA Rating
R
Genre
Comedy
Release Date
1972

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 18m
Sound
Mono
Color
Color (Metrocolor)

Synopsis

Earth is thrown into carnal chaos by a mysterious sex ray emanating from outer space. Flesh Gordon, Dale Ardor and their newfound scientist friend Dr. Flexi Jerkoff, must travel to the planet Porno to save the Earth from certain devastation by the mad Emperor Wang.

Film Details

MPAA Rating
R
Genre
Comedy
Release Date
1972

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 18m
Sound
Mono
Color
Color (Metrocolor)

Quotes

I'm Prince Precious, rightful heir to the throne of Porno. Years ago, this planet was a veritable paradise. But Wang, a maniacal botanist whose organ was devoured by a crazed Penis Flytrap, could not tolerate the existence of so much pleasure, and so, banding together an army of the impotent and frustrated, and armed with a small but effective sex ray, plunged my palace into carnal chaos, and took it over.
- Prince Precious
Good, there's oxygen on this planet.
- Dr. Flexi Jerkoff
Do you take me for a fool? Do you think I don't know you've come here to steal the plans to my new interstellar hydro-combustion miracle-patented micro-teflon nuclear gamma strato rocketship-grade missile? Which was twenty years in the making?
- Dr. Flexi Jerkoff
And employs a new updraft design which lifts the ship on small spirals of synthetic strontium pellets?
- Dr. Flexi Jerkoff
Do you think I don't know that? Well, I've never even heard of it. So you're barking up the wrong tree.
- Dr. Flexi Jerkoff
Nobody burns my ass and gets away with it Gordon!
- Monster
The power pasties, Flesh!
- Dr. Flexi Jerkoff

Trivia

Miscellaneous Notes

Released in United States 1972

Re-released in United States on Video March 19, 1996

Released in United States 1972

Re-released in United States on Video March 19, 1996 (in unrated and R-rated versions)